i relate strongly to the phrase “bizarre gay plant”

bombing:

thinking about replacing my veins with durable pvc piping

aphaustrias:

?????????idk i was bored????????

aphaustrias:

?????????idk i was bored????????

moreawkwardpirouettes:

*makes a to-do list* *only does the things like “have bath” and “watch tv”*

mtvgeneration:

in a wild turn of events two bloggers go outside (▰˘◡˘▰)

foxnewsofficial:

yeah okay mom-chan

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

fuckoffcishets:

occupation: the family disappointment

haha woah i should be working on commissions but. instead. i drew fanart of petitpasserine's OC Diabelle, aka THE BEST. Cute gay magical girls??? u know i can't resist drawing that. And Mariell is basically the queen of cute gay magical girl characters so it is kind of inevitable that I would end up drawing one of her characters eventually.
how do u even draw Diabelle’s hair????? who knows. not me. is Diabelle naked or is she just wearing pasties that u can’t see??? also who knows. also not me.

haha woah i should be working on commissions but. instead. i drew fanart of petitpasserine's OC Diabelle, aka THE BEST. Cute gay magical girls??? u know i can't resist drawing that. And Mariell is basically the queen of cute gay magical girl characters so it is kind of inevitable that I would end up drawing one of her characters eventually.

how do u even draw Diabelle’s hair????? who knows. not me. is Diabelle naked or is she just wearing pasties that u can’t see??? also who knows. also not me.